Drive thru

Hi folks
How’s your day been
Can I get you a drink
Oreo milk extra thick
Tango Pepsi Dr pepper
A Grimace shake even better
If you are in a hurry
Make a date with a Mc Flurry
Strips of chicken
Nice and lean
In Canada you can have poutine
If you’re brave take a chance
On chicken and avocado ranch
Happy meals or fillet of fish
Look at your life at what you’ve missed
Steady on go no further
Have yourself a tasty burger
Quarter pounder double cheese
A triple burger if you please
Bacon, pickles chicken melt
Excuse me while I undo my belt
Buffalo wings jalapeno spice
Snack wraps with chilli very nice
Ketchup mayo crispy fries
Xx large looks like your size
Then for pudding may I say
Hot fudge caramel Mc Sundae
Piled high with cream from a can
Some carrot pie or a slice of flan
Pineapple chunk chocolate chip
Please get out of my car before you are sick

Big Mac

We asked the voice at the drive thru
if they had any vegetarian food.
“I’ll have to ask my supervisor,” said the voice
On his return he said ‘Yes, we do vegetarian”.
We enquired what was on the menu
“You can have a Big Mac without the meat” he replied
“Which is what?” we asked
“The roll and a bit of lettuce”